A/N: I tried to write Niall’s dialogue in his accent so if you’re wondering why it seems like I misspelled words that’s why I did that. I also wrote frickle frackle because it just felt like something Niall would think and I’m sure Harry lasts long in bed but I felt like Louis would make a joke about him being quick. (-:
"They’re at it again?" Niall said under his breath with annoyance prominent in his voice. He turned the volume up on his phone in hopes to drown out the sounds of sex.
The music blared through his headphones but it still was not enough to block out the moans and groans coming from the back lounge down the hall of the tour bus. It were times like these when he despised sharing a tour bus with four other guys who brought their girlfriends over for the night quite often.
"Will ya keep it quiet in there? Some udder people er trying t sleep!" He said loudly over the music in his ears. Although he was the only one still awake he decided to make it seem like everyone was being disturbed by the noises. Zayn and Liam were heavy sleepers so the sounds did not wake them but he knew that Louis would wake up soon enough.
Niall couldn’t help but feel a bit cranky. He wanted to sleep desperately but the grunts and groans kept him awake. The back lounge was supposed to be for hanging out and watching television not for frickle frackle and if that were to take place, it should be silent. Harry and Y/N were the exact opposite of silent lovers and it drove him crazy.
"Will you guys calm down in there!?" Louis chimed in from the bunk below Niall’s. Louis went into his bunk quite early so he could catch up on his sleep but the noises woke him from his slumber. "You two are like rabbits, you never stop fucking!" He called from behind the closed curtain of his bunk. Niall began to burst into hysterics at Louis’ comment like usual.
The moans and groans silenced and Niall lowered his music. He closed his eyes and heard Louis say from his bunk, “They’re finally done. Remind me to congratulate Harry for lasting pretty long for Y/N. This must be his new personal best.” Once again Niall burst into hysterics and Louis snickered slightly.
…….. soo many inside jokes its not even funny. awkward for me.